The Farmer And Barber

When life was very hard， a farmer said to a barber， "Now corn's lower in price. I think you should shave for half price."

"I can't， sir，" said the barber， "I really should charge more because when corn's cheap， farmers are unhappy and worried. All of them make such long faces that I have twice the ground to go over."

生活很艱難的時(shí)候，一個(gè)農(nóng)場(chǎng)主對(duì)理發(fā)師說(shuō)：“現(xiàn)在糧食跌價(jià)了，你給人刮臉也應(yīng)該只收半價(jià)?！?/p>

“不行啊，先生?！崩戆l(fā)師說(shuō)，“其實(shí)我應(yīng)該多收一點(diǎn)錢的。因?yàn)榧Z食跌價(jià)了，農(nóng)場(chǎng)主都很不高興了，發(fā)愁了，一個(gè)個(gè)都把臉拉得老長(zhǎng)。我要刮的地方比原來(lái)大了一倍啦?！?