胡勝武

If you have enough willpower and interest to do one thing，you can find its so easy.

如果你有足夠的毅力和興趣去做一件事，你會發(fā)現(xiàn)其實(shí)他很簡單。

◎ 武漢市實(shí)驗(yàn)學(xué)校 高一(2)班 陳文杰

You Shouldnt Dress Anything!

(In the classroom Mr.Fan is teaching his students how to use the verb“dress”，but Xiao Da is sleeping.)

Mr.Fan：Boys and girls，I have talked about the verb “dress” for quite a few minutes and also I have given a few examples to show its uses.Now who can make a sentence with this word?

Xiao Da：Id like to have a try.My sentence is：I dress my clothes at six every morning.

Mr.Fan：Xiao Da，It is wrong of you to say you dress your clothes.

Xiao Da：Then tell me what I should dress，please.

Mr.Fan：In fact，everyone in our class except you knows you shouldnt dress anything!

(Some students smiled and they knew what the teacher meant.)

Xiao Da：I shouldnt dress anything? Mr.Fan，you…I…

Mr.Fan：Xiao Da，what I really want to say is：You should dress yourself!

(The whole class laughed loudly.)

(注：dress作及物動詞用時后面要接表示人的詞當(dāng)賓語，而不能接表示衣服的詞當(dāng)賓語。)

You Are My Grandson!

A：I dare say “Go ahead” is an all-powerful(萬能的) phrase.It can be used almost in any case.

B：In any case? Really? Why not have a try between us.

A：Good idea! Are you ready?

B：Of course.Please begin.

A：Can I sing?

B：Go ahead.

A：Can I dance?

B：Go ahead.

A：(Stopping for a moment，smiling slyly) Can I call you “My grandson”?

B：(Without hesitation) Go ahead.

A：(Loud) Hi，my grandson!

B：(Retorting quickly) You are my grandson!

Who Is the Most Authoritative (有權(quán)威的)?

(Father and son are talking in English.)

Dad：Son，in your mind who is the most authoritative?

Son：Let me see.In our class Xiao Hua is in the charge of Xiao Li who is a group leader.I am the monitor，so I am in charge of.Xiao Li，but then I am in the charge of my class teacher，and then…and then…

Dad：Take your time.And then…

Son：And then in our family，dad，you are in charge of me，and then… Oh，dad，you are the most… Oh，No，I know the answer now.The most authoritative person in my mind is Mum.

Dad：Why?

Son：Because finally you are in the charge of Mum!★