Yang Tingting

A linguistic guide to visiting Chinas ski resorts

冬季滑雪：技術(shù)不夠，架勢來湊

As the 2022 Winter Olympics rolls around， enthusiasm for snow sports in China is running higher than ever. As mainstream Chinese media is fond of declaring， “北京冬奧會帶火了中國的冰雪運(yùn)動(dòng) （BěijīngDōngàohuìdàihuǒleZhōngguó de bīngxuěyùndòng， The Beijing Winter Olympics has ignited the popularity of snow sports in China）.”

According to the “2021 China Ice and Snow Tourism Development Report” from the China Tourism Academy， published in January， winter sports are expected to attract 230 million visitors this year and generate revenue of more than 390 billion RMB， almost reaching the governments goal of engaging 300 million people in the sport by 2022.

Outdoor and indoor ski venues have opened across the country in response to these investments， inviting visitors with attractive slogans：

Badaling Ski Resort is calling you to ski.

Bādálǐnghuáxuěchǎngzàihǎnnǐhuáxuě la.

八達(dá)嶺滑雪場在喊你滑雪啦。

Who can deny the charm of ice sports？

Shéinéngjùjuébīngxuěyùndòng de mèilì？

誰能拒絕冰雪運(yùn)動(dòng)的魅力？

No matter your skiing level， theres an inevitable adrenaline rush as you fly down snowcapped mountains and make quick turns through white powder snow. Try it once， and its fairly easy to go down the rabbit hole—literally “入坑 （rùkēng， ‘fall down the hole， get obsessed）”—of season passes， ski lessons， expensive gear， weekend trips to the slopes （or even renting an apartment nearby）， and all the trappings that come with a passion for snow sports.

In addition to this， its essential to learn some vocabulary and slang （黑話hēihuà） that Chinas ski community has developed over the years， so you can present yourself as a true aficionado on the slopes—even if all youre doing is falling.

Pack and prepare

Before sliding down the snow-covered trails， prepare your equipment. A full set of helmet， goggles， poles， ski jacket， boots， protective gear to minimize injury， lift tickets， and transportation can make you realize just how “cash-burning （燒錢shāoqián）” your new hobby is：

The cult of snow is as deep as the ocean. From now on your wallet will always be empty.

Yírùxuěménshēnsìhǎi， cóngcǐqiánbāoshìlùrén.

一入雪門深似海，從此錢包是路人。

One sight that never fails to astonish first-time visitors on Chinese slopes is that of beginner skiers gliding with colorful plush toys strapped to their backsides to protect against falls （giving a whole new meaning to the term “bunny slope”）. Just grab one at any ski resort in China and recommend to your beginner friends：

The classic turtle toy set will make you feel much safer.

Jīngdiǎn de xiǎowūguītàocān， ràngnǐānquángǎnbàopéng.

經(jīng)典的小烏龜套餐，讓你安全感爆棚。

Mastering the movement

Before you head for the piste， you need to learn some basic skills. Beginner downhill skiers usually start with the “snowplow （犁式líshì）” position with the skis pointed inward to control their speed， while novice snowboarders achieve the same effect with the “sideslip，” known as “推坡 （tuīpō， slope-pushing）” in Chinese， by putting their board perpendicular to the slope and digging into the snow with the edge of the board.

Some people， though， never get past these basic positions. They become known as “推坡小王子/公主 （tuīpōxiǎowángzǐ/gōngzhǔ， side-slipping princes or princesses）” who glide along at a snails pace for life：

I just want to stay on the beginner slopes and be a side-slipping prince for a while.

Wǒjiùxiǎngānānjìngjìngdāizàichūjísàidào， xiāndāngyízhènzi de tuīpōxiǎowángzǐ.

我就想安安靜靜待在初級賽道，先當(dāng)一陣子的推坡小王子。

Those who master the snowplow can move on to bigger challenges， such as bumps or moguls， transliterated into Chinese as “蘑菇 （mógu， mushroom）.” Skiing over moguls is known as “貓?zhí)?（māotiào， cat jumping）.” Natural moguls are called “wild mushrooms （野蘑菇y(tǒng)ěmógu），” but many ski areas construct them on purpose for advanced skiers to refine their skills or for novices to gain an unnerving experience.

Dont panic when you see natural moguls. Just slide around them and enjoy the thrill.

Kànjiànyěmógubúyàopà， huáqǐlái， hǎocìjī de.

看見野蘑菇不要怕，滑起來，好刺激的。

As you approach the bump， your instructor might tell you its best to find the best track over it， rather than simply sliding into it：

The key to mogul skiing is controlling your speed and finding the best route.

Māotiàozuìguānjiàn de shìkòngzhìsùdùzhǎozuìjiālùxiàn.

貓?zhí)铌P(guān)鍵的是控制速度找最佳路線。

Slope etiquette

Skiing education is more than just learning the basic skills. On crowded slopes， proper etiquette and observing right-of-way is essential to a pleasant and safe skiing experience， even if it seems like most skiers in Chinas popular snow resorts dont share that opinion.

One common enemy of skiers， novices and pros alike， are those who have no concept of control and refuse to stay in their own lane. When someone suddenly cuts in and nearly crashes into you with no warning， you have encountered the infamous “魚雷 （yúléi， torpedo），” the Chinese nickname for trail-cutters：

I hate those torpedoes that charge around randomly.

Wǒzuìtǎoyànnàxiēhéngchōngzhízhuàng de yúléile.

我最討厭那些橫沖直撞的魚雷了。

Dealing with injury

“Torpedoes” are not just annoying， but can pose a serious danger to skiers. Skiing can also come with the risk of other accidents and even fatal injuries for those without proper training and equipment， or who wander away from designated trails without preparation.

Ski-enthusiasts， though， are not deterred by the dangers—some， in fact， seem to be drawn to the sport by them—and often mock themselves for it by claiming to be “sponsored by Jishuitan （積水潭贊助jīshuǐtánzànzhù），” a Beijing hospital renowned for its orthopedics; or if they prefer Chinese medicine， as “VIPs of the bone-setting hospital （正骨醫(yī)院VIP zhènggǔyīyuànVIP）”：

Im a skier sponsored by Jishuitan Hospital. The most famous orthopedic doctors in Beijing are waiting for me.

WǒnǎiJīshuǐtánzànzhùhuáshǒu， Běijīngzhīmínggǔkēyīshēngzàiděngzhewǒ ne.

我乃積水潭贊助滑手，北京知名骨科醫(yī)生在等著我呢。

Falling can be demoralizing， and a beginner who has tried and failed too many times might quip that they and their skis or snowboard have “incompatible auras （氣場不合qìchǎng bùhé）”：

My snowboard has a mind of its own.

Wǒ de huáxuěbǎnyǒuzìjǐ de xiǎngfǎ.

我的滑雪板有自己的想法。

Still， any instructor will tell you that falling is just part of learning， so pick yourself up and get back on the slopes：

Even if I break my leg， I will learn to ski.

Nǎpàshuāigǔzhéle， wǒyàobǎhuáxuě xuéhuì.

哪怕摔骨折了，我要把滑雪學(xué)會。

Social minefield

Skiing is also a social activity， allowing you to make many like-minded friends. It can sometimes seem， though， that you and your new ski buddies have a “seasonal friendship （季節(jié)性友誼jìjiéxìngyǒuyì）” that doesnt extend beyond the slopes：

We never contact each other in any other season， but when winter comes we naturally resume our artificial skiing friendship.

Wǒmenshìyìniánsìjìzhōngchūnxiàqiūdōubùliánxì， dàoledōngtiānjiùzìránérránshúxiqǐlái de sùliàohuáxuěqíngyì.

我們是一年四季中春夏秋都不聯(lián)系，到了冬天就自然而然熟悉起來的塑料滑雪情誼。

Still， while the friendships last， its nice to have a group you can eat noodles with， on and off the slope—“面條雪 （miàntiáoxuě， noodle snow）” is ski slang for snow that has been compacted by trail grooming vehicles so that it is flat， but with shallow grooves running along the surface：

Lets go and eat some noodles.

Zǒuzǒuzǒu， chīmiàntiáorqù.

走走走，吃面條兒去。

But not all interactions between skiers are friendly. Like in other countries， Chinese snow-enthusiasts are divided into two camps： snowboarders， and downhill skiers. Because most beginners start on two skis， some boarders feel their version of the sport is superior， and insult downhill skiers by comparing their skis to chopsticks：

Go away， dont stab me with your chopsticks.

Zǒukāi， biénánǐkuàizichuōwǒ.

走開，別拿你筷子戳我。

A downhill skier might fire back：

Skiing is easier to learn， but hard to master.

Shuāngbǎnhuáxuěsuīránróngyìyìxiē， dànshìbùróngyìxuéjīng.

雙板滑雪雖然容易一些，但是不容易學(xué)精。

Call it a day

The painful tumbles， the cold， the wet clothes， and the risk of injury can demotivate some beginners， causing them to give up skiing after a few tries.

Still， for those who stick with it long enough to get good—or just dont mind constantly falling—learning to ski can be a wonderful experience. They may find themselves “brushing the trail （刷道shuādào），” going up the slopes again and again， because they are having so much fun：

Skiing is cool， and if you keep skiing， it keeps on being cool.

Huáxuěyìshíshuǎng， yìzhíhuáxuěyìzhíshuǎng.

滑雪一時(shí)爽，一直滑雪一直爽。

Illustration Design and Painting by Cai Tao and FengzhengYisheng