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Dont get me wrong. I think my dog is the greatest， but it just so happens that hes not from this planet2.

別誤會(huì)我的意思，我覺(jué)得我的狗是最好的，但恰巧它不是來(lái)自本星球。

My parents are part-time astronauts3， and one weekend they took a trip to Neptune （they love it in the summer）. Sometimes when they go to outer space， they bring me back rocks or plants from Mars or my favorite dish， Pluto4 pancakes， but not this time.

我的父母是兼職的宇航員，一個(gè)周末他們?nèi)チ撕Ｍ跣锹眯校ㄋ麄兿奶旌芟矚g住那里）。有時(shí)候，當(dāng)他們進(jìn)入外太空時(shí)，會(huì)給我?guī)Щ鼗鹦巧系膸r石或植物或我最喜歡食物，冥王星薄煎餅，但是這次卻什么都沒(méi)有。

When they arrived home from Neptune （after they parked their space ship）， they had a big box with them. I had never seen an animal like what was inside， so I named it after the first thing it ate： a shoe.

當(dāng)他們從海王星回來(lái)時(shí)（停好太空船之后），他們帶了一個(gè)大箱子回家。我從來(lái)沒(méi)有見(jiàn)過(guò)箱子里面那樣的生物，所以我以它吃的第一件東西給它命名：鞋子（休）。

They said that Shoe was the smartest dog on Neptune. He could roll5 over， play cards， cook， and use a computer. But since I dont speak Neptunian， I couldnt get him to do any of those things， and I had to start teaching him all over again.

他們說(shuō)休是海王星上最聰明的狗，它會(huì)打滾、打牌、做飯，還會(huì)使用計(jì)算機(jī)。但是由于我不會(huì)說(shuō)海王星語(yǔ)，所以我無(wú)法讓它去做任何一件事，因此我不得不重頭開(kāi)始教它。

I think that on Neptune dogs must eat human food because Shoe likes to eat what Im eating， but he hates his dog food. Hes a lot faster than any of the earth dogs in the neighborhood. He can beat6 any of them in a race， because all Neptunians are good at sports.

我想，在海王星上，狗肯定吃的是人的食物，因?yàn)樾菹矚g吃我吃的東西，但它討厭它的狗糧。它長(zhǎng)得比地球上的狗快很多，它可以在比賽中擊敗任何一條狗，因?yàn)樗泻Ｍ跣侨硕忌瞄L(zhǎng)運(yùn)動(dòng)。

I think dogs and squirrels7 are enemies8 on Neptune because Shoe is always barking9 at them. Also， I think that on Neptune， dog bowls are made like ours because Shoe loves drinking from ours.

我認(rèn)為狗和松鼠在海王星上應(yīng)該是敵人，因?yàn)樾菘偸菍?duì)著它們狂吠。我還覺(jué)得在海王星上，狗的碗和我們的碗一樣，因?yàn)樾菹矚g在我們碗里喝水。

Shoe can eat more food than anyone on earth ever could. I know this for certain because my uncle can eat the most food in the world， and Shoe eats more than he does.

休吃得比地球上任何人吃得都多。這一點(diǎn)，我很肯定，因?yàn)槲矣X(jué)得我叔叔是全世界吃得最多的人，而休吃得的比他還要多。

I think that Neptune is as good a place as any to come from， and Im glad Shoe is from there. I wouldnt change a single thing about him.

我認(rèn)為海王星和其他地方一樣都是個(gè)好地方，我很高興休是從那來(lái)的，我一點(diǎn)也不會(huì)改變它的。

Next weekend my mom and dad are going to Saturn10. Shoe and I are both hoping that they dont bring back a cat.

下周末，我的父母將去土星。休和我都不希望他們?cè)賻Щ貋?lái)一只貓。

（英語(yǔ)原文摘自：gutenberg.org）