丁紅艷
Round Things
Teacher: Tom, can you say something round?
Tom: Of course, the sun, the earth, wheels and...
Teacher: What else?
Tom: And I get a zero in this math test.
圓形的物體
老師:湯姆,你能說(shuō)出一些圓形的物體嗎?
湯姆:當(dāng)然可以了,有太陽(yáng)、地球、車輪,還有……
老師:還有什么?
湯姆:還有我這次數(shù)學(xué)考試得的零分。
A Beautiful Sweater
Mum: Mary, you must take off your beautiful sweater when you sleep.
Mary: I dont want to take it off.
Mum: Why?
Mary: Why doesnt the rooster1 take off its beautiful coat when it sleeps?
漂亮的毛衣
媽媽:瑪麗,你睡覺(jué)時(shí)一定要把漂亮的毛衣脫下來(lái)。
瑪麗:我不想脫。
媽媽:為什么?
瑪麗:大公雞睡覺(jué)時(shí),怎么不脫下它漂亮的外衣呢?
Which Is Bolder2?
Jack: Which is bolder, the sun or the moon?
Peter: I dont know.
Jack: Oh, I know the answer. The sun is bolder.
Peter: Why?
Jack: The sun comes out during the day and the moon only dares to come out at night.