1. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other,“Err...so how do you drive this thing?”

2. I’ve been to the dentist many times so I know the drill.

3. Two antennas[天線]met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was brilliant!

4. Why don’t fish like basketball? Cause they’re afraid of the net.

5. Why don’t fish pass their exams? Because they work below C-Level.

6. Why are fish such intelligent creatures?Because they swim in schools!

7. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

8. Why do bees hum? Because they don’t know the words.

9. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

10. A cross-eyed[斜視的]teacher lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils.

笑點解釋

1. tank 既有“水箱”的意思，也有“坦克”的意思。

2. drill 既指牙醫(yī)用的鉆，也有“常規(guī)操作”的意思。

3. reception 既有“收視效果”的意思，也有“招待會”的意思。

4. net 既指籃球場上的球網(wǎng)，又指打漁用的網(wǎng)。

5. C-Level 與sea level 同音。

6. school 既指學(xué)校，又指魚群。

7. got twelve months 既指日歷上的12 個月，也指被判刑12 個月。

8. hum 既指蜜蜂的嗡嗡聲，也指哼曲子。

9. Seine 是巴黎的塞納河，in Seine 與insane （精神失常）同音。

10. pupil 既有“學(xué)生”的意思，也有“瞳孔”之義。