When you show your parents a picture on your phone and they start swiping.

當(dāng)你給父母看一張手機(jī)上的照片，而他們開始左右滑動。

"We are not tomatoes? We can talk?"我們不是番茄嗎？怎么能講話？

Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato walked fast. The second one asked, "Where are we going1?" The first tomato has no answer, the second tomato asked again.The tomato has no answer, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally2 turned slowly3, said4: "We are not tomatoes? We can talk?"

兩顆番茄去逛街，第一顆突然走得很快，第二顆問：“我們要去哪里？” 第一顆番茄沒有回答，第二顆番茄又問了一遍。 依然沒回答，所以第二顆番茄又問了一遍。 第一顆番茄終于慢慢轉(zhuǎn)頭說：“我們不是番茄嗎？怎么能講話？”你的貓咪要離開你的征兆：時髦的發(fā)型、無愛的瞪眼、新鉆石項鏈（誰給她買的？），旅行箱、旅行時玩的拼字游戲、機(jī)票。

When your crush tells you a joke...

當(dāng)你的心動對象跟你講了個笑話……

I think that I'm a chicken我認(rèn)為我是一只雞

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg.

精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服？

病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞。

精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時候開始的？

病人：從我還是一只蛋的時候開始。

既然一位老師不能教所有課程。那……為啥一名學(xué)生就得學(xué)會所有課程？