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They Arent Ours

Mrs. Jones had invited some friends for dinner. The time for dinner was coming， and she found her husband taking the umbrellas away from the stand.

“What are you doing that for？” she asked. “Are you afraid they will be stolen？”

“No， not that，” said Mr. Jones， “Im afraid they will be recognized1.”

不是我們的

瓊斯太太邀請一些朋友來吃晚餐。晚餐的時間快到了，她卻發(fā)現(xiàn)她的丈夫正把雨傘從雨傘架上拿走。

“你為什么這樣做？”她問道，“你是害怕雨傘被偷嗎？”

“不，不是那樣，”瓊斯先生回答，“我是怕它們會被認(rèn)出來?！?/p>

When a Tiger Comes

Two men are walking through the forest. All of a sudden， a tiger appears from a distance， running towards them.

One of the men takes out a pair of running shoes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other man with a surprised look and says， “Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those？”

His friend answers， “I dont have to outrun it. I just have to run faster than you.”

老虎來了

兩個男人正穿過叢林，突然，遠(yuǎn)處出現(xiàn)了一只老虎，正在向他們跑來。

其中一個人從包里拿出一雙跑步鞋，開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看著他，說：“你以為穿上這個就可以跑得過老虎嗎？”

他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得過它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”

Six or Twelve

A lady went into a pizza shop. When she said that shed like a medium pizza， the assistant asked her how many pieces shed like to have it cut into， six or twelve. “Oh， goodness， six please，” said the lady， “I dont think I could ever eat twelve.”

六還是十二

一位女士走進(jìn)一家比薩店，她說想要一個中等大的比薩，店員問她希望把比薩切成六塊還是十二塊?！班?，天啊，請幫我切成六塊?！迸空f，“我可不認(rèn)為我能吃得下十二塊比薩?！?/p>

Im Sure It Is Fresh

A new restaurant opened in our town， so Walter and I decided to try it. As the waiter took our order， Walter asked if the coffee was fresh. “Im sure it is，” answered the waiter， “Weve only been open for two weeks.”

絕對新鮮

鎮(zhèn)上開了一家新餐館，我和沃爾特決定去嘗嘗。服務(wù)員給我們點菜時，沃爾特問餐館的咖啡是否新鮮。“絕對新鮮，”服務(wù)員回答說，“我們才剛開了兩個星期?！眅ndprint