讀完這三個(gè)英語幽默小笑話，不僅能讓你開心一笑，還能學(xué)會(huì)一些英語的表達(dá)。

媽媽不見了

A little girl was lost， so she went up to a policeman and said， "l've lost my mom！" The cop said，"What's she like？" The little girl replied， "Shopping and gossiping！”

有一個(gè)小女孩走丟了，于是她走到一個(gè)警察跟前說：“我媽媽不見了！”這個(gè)警察說：“她什么樣子？”小女孩回答：“買東西和說閑話！”

男孩想吃餅干

A boy had eaten a lot of cookies， but he wanted more.

His father said to him， "Don't eat any more， or your stomach will explode."

The boy said， "Never mind. When I'm eating once again， you can stand aside."

一個(gè)男孩吃了很多餅干，但還想吃。

他的父親對(duì)他說：“不要再吃了，不然你的肚子就會(huì)爆炸。”

男孩說：“不要緊。我再吃時(shí)，你可以躲開。”

大蘋果一定沒有睡

It was so late. Frank lay in bed and asked his mother to peel the apple for him.

"It's so late， sonny， that apples have already gone to bed."

"No， they won't， mama. The small apples may have gone to bed， but the big ones mustn't."

天很晚了。弗蘭克躺在床上，要媽媽給他削蘋果吃。

“孩子，太晚了，蘋果已經(jīng)睡覺了。”

“不，不會(huì)的，媽媽。小蘋果可能睡了，但大蘋果一定沒有睡?！?