王陽光

I Wish...

Boy: I wish Id lived in the old days.

Teacher: Why?

Boy: Because then there wouldnt have been so much history to learn.

但愿……

男孩:但愿我生活在很久以前。

老師:為什么?

男孩:因為那時沒有這么多歷史要學。

To Learn French

Boy: Is French difficult to learn?

Teacher: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy.

Boy: Thats great! Ill learn the latter half.

學法語

男孩:法語難學嗎?

老師:我的孩子,開頭是難,可往后就變得容易了。

男孩:太好了!那我就學后半部分。

Where Is the Cat?

Teacher: What are you drawing?

Tom: I am drawing a picture of a cat drinking milk now.

Teacher: Thats fine, but where is the cat?

Tom: It runs away after all the milk is gone.

小貓在哪兒?

教師:你在畫什么?

湯姆:我正在畫一幅小貓喝奶的畫。

教師:很好,可是小貓在哪兒?

湯姆:它把牛奶喝完后就跑走了。