我們的尾巴

教進(jìn)化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個(gè)小時(shí)，他的話題又來(lái)了：“讓我向進(jìn)化論者提個(gè)問(wèn)題——如果我們?cè)?jīng)像狒狒那樣長(zhǎng)著尾巴，那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了？”

“我來(lái)試試看，”一位老太太說(shuō)?！霸撌俏覀?cè)谶@里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧?！?/p>

Our Tails

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.Then he started again, and said，”Let me ask the evolutionist a question ?if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?”venture an answer,“said an old lady.“We have worn them off sitting here so long.”

相親

和相親對(duì)象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了個(gè)朋友給他打電話，這樣他就能借故先離開(kāi)了。當(dāng)他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說(shuō)：“有個(gè)不幸的消息，我的祖父剛剛?cè)ナ懒?。”“謝天謝地！”他的約會(huì)對(duì)象說(shuō)，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了！”

Blind Date

After being with her all evening, the man couldnt take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, “I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.“”Thank heavens,”his date replied. “If yours hadnt, mine would have had to!”

歌德的容忍

一次，歌德正在魏瑪一個(gè)公園的一條狹窄小道上散步。碰巧他遇見(jiàn)一個(gè)對(duì)他懷有敵意的評(píng)論家。兩人都停了下來(lái)，彼此相互對(duì)視。接著評(píng)論家說(shuō)道：“我從來(lái)不給傻瓜讓路?！薄翱晌医o?！闭f(shuō)完歌德退到了一邊。

Goethes Tolerance

Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, “ never make way for a fool.”“But I will,”with that Goethe retreated aside.

腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：

1.Balloon

2.Be in a dining hall

貓和老鼠

布朗夫人去拜訪一位朋友，她拿著一個(gè)頂部扎滿(mǎn)了小眼兒的盒子。“盒子里裝的是什么？”朋友問(wèn)道?！耙恢恍∝?，”布朗夫人回答說(shuō)，“你知道我晚上睡覺(jué)總夢(mèng)見(jiàn)老鼠，我非常害怕。這只貓可以抓住那些老鼠?！薄翱衫鲜蠖际羌傧氲难??！迸笥颜f(shuō)?！靶∝堃彩羌傧氲摹！辈祭史蛉诵÷曊f(shuō)道。

A Cat and Mice

Mrs. Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.

“Whats in your box?”asked the friend.

“A cat,”answered Mrs. Brown. “You see Ive been dreaming about mice at night and Im so scared! This cat is to catch them.”

“But the mice are only imaginary,”said the friend.

“So is the cat,”whispered Mrs. Brown.